Recently, I had the privilege of being chosen as a judge at a chili cook-off.

The original judge couldn’t make it, so I was asked to step in. I happened to be near the judge’s table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when I received the call. The other two judges assured me that the chili wouldn’t be too spicy and that I could enjoy free beer while… Continue reading Recently, I had the privilege of being chosen as a judge at a chili cook-off.

Long DENSA test — only for smart people

Questions: 1. Johnny’s mother had three children.  The first child was named April.  The second child was named May.  What was the third child’s name? 2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh? 3. Before Mt. Everest… Continue reading Long DENSA test — only for smart people

Sausage and Egg Breakfast Rolls

These Sausage and Egg Breakfast Muffins are quick and easy to make and the perfect on-the-go breakfast. Turkey Breakfast Sausages Wrapped in Biscuits with Scrambled Eggs and Cheese – so easy and so good. In case you thought I missed it when I posted my vegan breakfast burritos, I’m here to prove you wrong. While… Continue reading Sausage and Egg Breakfast Rolls

Delicious Tex-Mex Chilaquiles – A Flavorful Twist on a Traditional Dish

These Tex Mex Chilaquiles can be on your table in just 20 minutes and are perfect for breakfast or brunch! These chilaquiles are loaded with turkey and topped with cheese and green enchilada sauce. Now when I first heard about chilaquiles I thought ‘aren’t they just nachos?’ but in this case I was glad I… Continue reading Delicious Tex-Mex Chilaquiles – A Flavorful Twist on a Traditional Dish

A man makes the decision to depart from his wife, but her response is truly invaluable.

Dear wife, This letter is to inform you that I am leaving you for good. I have been a devoted husband to you for 7 years, but it has brought me nothing. These last two weeks have been difficult. Your boss contacted me today to tell me that you had resigned, which was the last… Continue reading A man makes the decision to depart from his wife, but her response is truly invaluable.

Delicious Monkey Bread Recipe Infused with Apple and Chocolate Cake

Chocolate Apple Pie Monkey Bread – A sweet bread that tastes like apple pie drizzled with chocolate sauce. It is very good and very easy to make. My love for monkey bread knows no bounds. I make monkey bread frequently and here you can find some monkey bread recipes, all different, all decadent and all… Continue reading Delicious Monkey Bread Recipe Infused with Apple and Chocolate Cake

Spanish omelette or tortilla: Delicious traditional Spanish recipe

Get ready to master the Spanish tortilla, also known as a tortilla, with this easy-to-follow recipe. Including detailed instructions and photos for each step of the process. You’ll be a master of the dreaded omelette twist on your first try! If you have never tried this version of an omelet before, you may be surprised… Continue reading Spanish omelette or tortilla: Delicious traditional Spanish recipe

An Amish woman operating a horse-drawn buggy gets stopped by authorities

While driving her horse-drawn buggy to town with her young son, an Amish lady found herself halted by a highway patrol officer. “I won’t be issuing a citation,” the officer began, “but I wanted to bring to your attention that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken, and that could pose a… Continue reading An Amish woman operating a horse-drawn buggy gets stopped by authorities

Prince Charles Commits to Daily Walking Routine

Prince Charles committed to a daily walking routine, yet his path led him by a particular corner where a prostitute consistently offered her services. With time, he developed a mental readiness for this encounter, foreseeing the familiar sequence that would follow. “£150!” she would call out. In response, he would discreetly mutter, “No, £5,” just… Continue reading Prince Charles Commits to Daily Walking Routine

The Heartwarming bond between a Chicken and a Horse

On the farm, a chicken and a horse shared a special bond, enjoying their playful moments together. One day, during their playtime, a mishap occurred. The horse accidentally fell into a bog, sinking rapidly. In a state of panic, the horse called out to the chicken, urging it to seek help from the farmer. Swiftly,… Continue reading The Heartwarming bond between a Chicken and a Horse

Pay Attention to This Christmas

We kindly inform all individuals intending to embark on a joyful ride in a one-horse open sleigh across snowy landscapes, with laughter filling the air, that a Risk Assessment is mandatory. This assessment must assess the safety of open sleighs and consider whether using only one horse is appropriate, especially when there are multiple passengers.… Continue reading Pay Attention to This Christmas

A Dual Delight: Newborn Twins Arrive on Parents’ Shared Birthday, Filling the Day with Joy

Cleveland, OH – Prepare for a heartwarming tale of double joy! The 18th of August marks not only the birthday of 31-year-old Jose Ervin, Jr. but also a day of immense celebration for him and his fiancée, Scierra Blair. The stars of this remarkable story are none other than their newborn twins. The clock struck… Continue reading A Dual Delight: Newborn Twins Arrive on Parents’ Shared Birthday, Filling the Day with Joy

Remembering Bob Barker: Iconic Host of ‘The Price Is Right’ Passes Away at 99

Bob Barker, the legendary host of the iconic US game show ‘The Price Is Right’ for an astonishing 35 years, has sadly left us at the age of 99. His charming presence on the show, which has been a staple of American television for decades, earned him a special place in the hearts of viewers… Continue reading Remembering Bob Barker: Iconic Host of ‘The Price Is Right’ Passes Away at 99

The pilot expresses dissatisfaction with the airman’s behavior, but receives an unexpected response…

The Lockheed C-141 Starlifter of the US Air Force is scheduled to depart from Thule Air Base in Greenland at midnight. During the pre-flight inspection conducted by the pilot, it becomes evident that the lavatory holding tank hasn’t been emptied since the previous flight. Consequently, a communication is dispatched to the base, prompting an off-duty… Continue reading The pilot expresses dissatisfaction with the airman’s behavior, but receives an unexpected response…

The difference between administering medication to a cat and a dog

How To Feed Your Cat A Pill: Lift your cat and cradle it gently in the crook of your left arm, as if holding a baby. Use your right forefinger and thumb to gently apply pressure to the cheeks, while holding the pill in your right hand. As your cat opens its mouth, place the… Continue reading The difference between administering medication to a cat and a dog

In hell, the three individuals have been granted permission to make a phone call

Three individuals find themselves in hell: one hails from the USA, another from England, and the third originates from Iraq. Upon their arrival, the devil informs them that they are each entitled to make a phone call, but they must cover the charges. The American makes a call home and engages in a conversation that… Continue reading In hell, the three individuals have been granted permission to make a phone call

The Importance of Etiquette: A Valuable Lesson

Seated within the refined ambiance of a country club, three sophisticated women from the southern region, namely Eliza, Josephine, and Isabelle, find themselves engaged in conversation. In the midst of their interaction, Eliza gracefully imparts to her companions, “Ladies, I simply must share the delight of my anniversary. My husband gifted me the most exquisite… Continue reading The Importance of Etiquette: A Valuable Lesson